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Funny T-shirt Quotes.
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"Don't moan"- Moses 3:3
51% Angel, 49% Bitch. Don't push it!
90% of people are made by accident
A dirty mind is a wonderful thing!
Absolute zero is Cool.
All ya gotta do is just gimme that wink
Are you happy or are you married?
Are you stoned or just stupid?
Ask me if I care!
Athletes love to score!
Back Off, I'm a Goddess.
Back off, I'm a Postal worker
Bad Cop!! No Donut!
Barbie SUCKS! (And Ken loves it)
Been There - Shit Happened
Can I test drive your vulva?
Cats make more sense than men
Common sense isn't very common.
Dain bramaged!
Darwin Loves You
Do it only with the best
Don't follow me. I'm lost too.
Don't play stupid with me... I’m better at it!
Don’t presume I’m Christian.
Dyselxics have more fnu
Eve Was Framed.
Flies spread disease. Keep yours zipped.
Freelance gynecologist
Get a taste of religion. Lick a witch.
Get off my ass before I start to like it!
Girls Kick Ass!
Go fascinate someone Else.
Goddess in training!
Goddess is alive and magic is about
Have a nice day... somewhere else.
Heavily medicated for your safety
Hot Enough For You?
I'm a handy man, I'll screw anything.
I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar!
I'm back by popular demand.
I'm going nuck'in futz.
I'm not a bitch, I'm the bitch.
I'm not a slut! I'm popular.
I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you.
I'm shy, but I have a big dick!
I am not a bum. My wife works!
I did not escape, I have a day pass!
I fart to make you smell better.
I is a college student.
I souport publik edekasion.
I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way
If all else fails .. lower your standards
If you're rich, I'm single!
In Goddess we trust
Instant idiot. Just add alcohol
It's men like you that make women gay
It only seems kinky the first time.
Life is a Banquet... So EAT ME!
Life is sexually transmitted.
Marilize legajuana.
My Daddy says condoms don't work!
My reality check bounced!
Not tonight dear, I have a modem.
Orgasm Donor!
Pagan and Proud!
Pagans make better lovers.
Quit Picking On Me!
Save Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!
Sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
So many men, so few who can afford me!
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
Thank you for not breeding.
To all you virgins... thanks for nothing
Trust me, I'm a lawyer!
Watch out for the idiot behind me.
Well behaved women rarely make history.
What God didn't give me, My plastic surgeon did!
What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you
Will work for food... Will beg for sex
Wink, I'll do the rest!
You can't fix stupid
Zero to naked in 5.1 beers.
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