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Lawyer Jokes

Here are some of the best lawyer jokes and humour we could find on the Internet. We selected only the best lawyer jokes for your entertainment.

A wealthy lawyer was driving his Ferrari along a country road, when he noticed a man at the side of the road eating what looked like grass. He stopped his car, got out, and asked: What are you doing? Why are you eating grass? We don't have money for food, the man answered, and I am so hungry!
"Well", said the lawyer, why don't you hop in my car and come to my house? But I have a wife and two children, and they are hungry too, the man said. "That's OK, they can come too", answered the lawyer.
"The grass at my house has not been mowed for at least two weeks!"

A man walked into a bar with his Doberman and asked "Do you serve lawyers here?" Of course, said the bartender, what would you like?
I'd like a beer, the man said, and my dog would like a lawyer.

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