yo momma jokes

The best yo momma (yo mamma) jokes I could find:

Yo momma is so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone

Yo momma is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo momma is so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo momma is so hairy she's got afros on her nipples

Yo momma is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook

Yo momma is so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers

Yo momma is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo momma is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"

Yo momma teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles

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